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Who are you? An Internet query 



       This is the scenario. Imagine that you are switching to a new high school. You meet some of your classmates at lunch. With the customary candor and cruelty that young men and women display at a certain age, these characters in time acquire the following names and reputations:


Annie the angel She could not be more perfect.

Ted the pedestrian He has no car; always wants to bum a ride.

Jeannie Tweeney She’s in between everything.

Killer Bill He’s a slick dresser.

Porous Horace He sweats a lot.

Angelina Bulima She looks pretty thin.

Henry the envious He always wants more.

Scary Jerry He approaches you ominously in a dark place.

Judy Duty She always knows what she's supposed to do.

Betty Etymology She has a way with words.

Pale Dale He’s insufficiently African American.

Peggy Spaghetti She’s tangled up in everyone’s business.

Enis the penis He's got a big one.

Vernonica the vagina She ain't no saint.

Alice no malice Her intentions were good.

Faltering Walter It's happened again.



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